why i can't predict the weather past the storm

handmeabeer:

markdoesstuff:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

jean-luc-gohard:

bobbieluvsya:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

oh my god it’s like everything regrettable about my junior high years was given a budget and a video camera

It’s like Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku appropriation phase + the nightmare sequence from Heathers + dubstep made specifically for a mid-2010 car commercial + those kids with cat ears that used to follow me and my friends around in high school + the inner monologue of a middle school girl character written by an adult man.

omg
I don’t even
what

The fact that this hasn’t turned into an international fiasco is blowing my mind

….

there seriously is not any way the above words can prepare you for this

there’s literally a breakdown to someone making sushi for avril lavigne

how

 no

what.


hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

Yesterday I said “I appreciate you saying that” and it seemed to work pretty okay?


Aquarius: You’re going to be given so many choices this week; you’re going to be given so many different ways you could live. Try to be as daring as you can. Try to be guided by courage; try to be guided by your dreams more than your fear. This is a week to make choices that seem strange even to the people who know you best. This is a week to trust your guts, it’s a week to trust the wisdom that lives in your muscles and bones. Tell your weirdest stories. Listen to Joanna Newsom.

Madame Clairveoyant (via stucktoearth)

Sam reblogged his so I went to look at mine and wow.

"Pisces: The world is going to show you so much this week; the world is going to stretch out like the widest field, like the longest highway, like the densest bluest night. This week, it’s okay to ask for what you need, in this huge strange world. It’s okay to tell the truth to anyone who asks for it. It’s okay to tell your friends how you want to be treated, how you need to be listened to, how you need to be loved. Listen to the ocean, listen to the river, listen to songs about staying."



laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards


I have to admit, I am intensely curious about whether Ellen will continue wearing these enormous blazers or whether this is her baby queer stage and eventually she’ll settle on a different set of signifiers. (Meanwhile, Laverne Cox is just like yes, I am a benevolent mermaid goddess.)
laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards


I have to admit, I am intensely curious about whether Ellen will continue wearing these enormous blazers or whether this is her baby queer stage and eventually she’ll settle on a different set of signifiers. (Meanwhile, Laverne Cox is just like yes, I am a benevolent mermaid goddess.)

laverne cox and ellen page at the 25th annual glaad media awards

I have to admit, I am intensely curious about whether Ellen will continue wearing these enormous blazers or whether this is her baby queer stage and eventually she’ll settle on a different set of signifiers. (Meanwhile, Laverne Cox is just like yes, I am a benevolent mermaid goddess.)

(Source: jbaggles)